champagnepadre:

samsung phone: *charges wirelessly, waterproof, screen doesn’t crack*
me: ……anyway *buys the iphone 17s plus lavender addition*

(via solitary-vagabond)

clowncare:

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

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(via wanderlustdays)

thecommonchick:

Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No no, you get braces & wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.

(via roonil-w4zlib)

universalpicturesuk:

You will train, you will become my Huntsman.

Get tickets for The Huntsman: Winter’s War now.

Book your tickets now – www.HuntsmanTickets.co.uk

(via serious)

(Source: fuckyouverymuch.dk, via poetic)

yesdominatememaster:

positivedoodles:

[image description: drawing of a red whale saying “It’s okay to block people.” in a yellow speech bubble.]

I have a hard time with this sometimes, but it’s true!

(via wouldyoulikesomefishandchips)

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yesdominatememaster:

positivedoodles:

[image description: drawing of a red whale saying “It’s okay to block people.” in a yellow speech bubble.]

I have a hard time with this sometimes, but it’s true!

(via wouldyoulikesomefishandchips)

h0odrich:

white contestant on cooking show: *uses a splash of soy sauce* so what I’m going for here is this sort of Asian inspired….

(via bon-sejour)

lastkingblue:

six9oddess:

if you’re a woman and you put down other women to make yourself look “wife-able” you’re honestly pathetic and will only attract equally pathetic people

Some women don’t get this… We notice it

(via tequilaputa)

bobbimorses:

shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what I’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole

(via belivetsdimples)

zanemalicks:

lol ur not a feminist if you refuse to discuss racism, transmisogyny, ableism and classism. ur not a feminist if ur only here to defend conventionally attractive white women who like to kill men with their eyeliner wings

(Source: theblasianbarbie, via madasahatter221b)

melanin-king:

mydearest-tish:

aliilovely:

jogeva:

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

Every week

at least three times a week

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

(via hellohcami)

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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(via peachyperfect24)